The Zombieslayer

You have a good job if you can listen to music at work.
You have a really good job if you make music at work.
You have a great job if you get paid to make music at work.

You have a good job if you can safely view porn at work.
You have a really good job if you email each other porn at work.
You have a great job if your boss emails you porn at work.

You have a good job if you go out for drinks with your co-workers.
You have a really good job if you’ve seen a bunch of your co-workers intoxicated.
You have a great job if you’ve done karoake with your co-workers while intoxicated.

You have a good job if you go to the movies with your co-workers.
You have a really good job if you make movies with your co-workers.
You have a great job if those movies you make can’t be shown to children.

You have a good job if you go with co-workers to see strippers.
You have a really good job if one of your co-workers is a stripper.
You have a great job if that co-worker gives you lap dances at work.