Thanks Bridget!
May 4th, 2007Dating in 1957
It’s the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s mother answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” she says.
That’s cool. Peggy Sue’s mother asks Harold what they’re planning to do.
Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue’s mother responds, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.”
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says “Wha…aat?
“Yeah,” says Peggy Sue’s mother, “We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she’d screw all night if we let her!”
Harold’s eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue omes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announcesthat she’s ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, “Have a good evening kids,” with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
“Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It’s called The Twist!”
Oops!
LMAO!!!
LOL LOL..It was an honest mistake.LOL
HA! I love it!
Big smiles for that!
I’m so tired that I didn’t even realize it was a joke until the punch line, and now I can’t stop laughing. That was great!
I need a Red Bull.
Glad you all liked it, but I have to give credit where credit is due. This was an email I got from Bridget. I told it at work to half a dozen people and got a lot of laughs.