Paris Hilton, Heat Sickness, and Corn Beef and Cabbage
May 6th, 2007You’ve probably already heard that Paris Hilton has to go to jail for 45 days. Driving drunk in the night with her lights off on a suspended license. Nice, huh? Luckily she didn’t kill anyone.
Why is Paris Hilton so annoying? It’s hard to put my finger on it. For some, it’s class envy. I don’t think too many people out there mind someone who got filthy rich by working hard, but we all know Hilton didn’t do shit.
For me though, she’s just so stupid. I don’t get the fuss. I’d rather not know about her personal life, I don’t want to see her on t.v., and I don’t care how good her perfume smells, I’m not buying it. Plus, I keep seeing internet ads of Paris Hilton nude, Paris Hilton sex tape, Paris Hilton blah blah blah. All right, enough. She’s not even that pretty.
The whole celebrity worship thing has become nauseating, especially when you get a celebrity with no legitimate reason for being a celebrity.
The Zombieslayer family got heat sickness today. We celebrated Junior’s b-day at Boomers, a fun center with Go Karts, Bumper Boats, Mini-Golf, and lots of video games. The thing is it was over 90 degrees in a town that had no trees whatsoever - urban sprawl hell. We had a large group and had a lot of fun, but a bunch of us ended up with heat sickness. Which leads to…
Corn Beef and Cabbage. Yes, the cure for heat sickness. You need lots of water, caffeine, and salt. Or at least it worked for me. I had made corn beef and cabbage earlier. Safeway (the local supermarket) sells the prepackaged meats complete with a spice packet, so there’s little for you to do. I simply cut up some potatoes, add a few garlic cloves, cabbage, and cook the whole shebang with two bottles of Irish beer plus water. The soup goes down easy and with lots of caffeinated water, you’ll be cherry afterwards.
Its the stupid that makes it impossible for me care any less about her. Im glad she is doing time for a crime, good to know the legal system CAN work.
That doesnt sound so bad actually. Even if you arent sick with heat sickness. But hubby doesnt like corn beef. So its something I will never be able to try at home. He is picky but that is ok.
45 days in the clink is not enough, not nearly enough. i find her entirely loathsome in every way.
“celebrity with no legitimate reason for being a celebrity.” THAT is why she’s so annoying for me. And it’s really not her that annoys me - though any snooty bitch who acts like that surely annoys me - it’s the fact that people actually CARE about what she does. It’s the Stooooopid public that annoys me in this case. Seriously people - get over her. Go read a fucking book or something!
Let’s just hope that Paris doesn’t breed!! Our gene pool is messed up enough!
I’d sleep on the street before I stayed in a Hilton hotel…Hyatt either. We used to have a Hyatt that lived up here. She was eerily similar to Paris.
I was always told to avoid caffeine when suffering from heat sickness. I think it’s because it’s a diuretic and prevents hydration.
Corned beef and cabbage sounds great though!!
Ok do not get me started on this woman. First of all speaking as a female. Shes an embarrasment. For someone who is supposed to be the upper crust of society..she has shown time and time again that she has absolutely no class. She belittles others around her with a smug and superior attitude. She shows no remorse for anything she does..If anything she acts as though because she is who she is the same rules to not apply to her that do to the rest of us. She could do so many things with all the advantages shes been just handed…and what does she do…Her goal is to become a pop party girl icon, by drunk driving..flashing her crotch in photos and making a spectical out of herself on film. The girl is a disease.
Do I sound harsh? If so Good. : )
Ps I love cornbeef and cabbage.
I totally agree! I don’t know why everyone’s feasting on Paris Hilton and her misfortunes. I mean FFS, get over it. It used to be amusing… but it’s been so many years already! Indeed, for Paris, there is no such thing as bad publicity eh?
Happy Birthday to Junior! Wow, corned beef and cabbage sounds really good right now. As far as Paris Hilton, I don’t see what the fuss is either. There are far more attractive people with true talent out there.
And…corned beef and cabbage is good eatin’. Especially when washed down with a fine beer.
I wonder if it’s possible to be that shallow, or if the has some serious mental issues.
Bummer, getting heat sickness on Jr’s birthday! Glad you all had lots of fun beforehand, though. The last time I got a little heat sickness, I think, was when the Queen was in Edmonton and was about to emerge from her hotel. I had to choose between being sick and seeing the Queen…I chose being sick.
Celebutantes annoy me, too. Paris has nothing interesting to say and obviously has a drinking problem…what makes her any different from thousands of other vapid, spoiled 20somethings?
Come on, Zombie, she’s a little bit hot.
Dude, the blog looks awesome. I think I see some un-slayed zombies out there in the marsh.
Totally cool - Ben O.
Logo - Yeah, it does sometimes. She was late to court, and we all know how judges feel about someone who is late.
Tweety - That’s too bad he doesn’t like corn beef. I like it about once a month.
LIme - Who knows? She might get more. She’s still young.
Laura - Seriously people - get over her. Go read a fucking book or something!
Yeah, really. There’s so much important stuff going on in the world…
Tshsmom - Let’s just hope that Paris doesn’t breed!! Our gene pool is messed up enough!
Agreed. She’d be like someone pissing in the gene pool again.
Oh, the caffeine is for the headaches. You are right that it’s a diuretic, but caffeine’s the only thing that gets rid of my headaches.
Jen - What bothers me is she is handed something, and doesn’t do anything good with it. I’d love to be in her position. I’d be very productive.
Princess - I think that’s how she thinks. There’s no such thing as bad publicity to her.
Notta - Thanks. He had a good one.
There are far more attractive people with true talent out there.
Very true.
Shawn - ‘Tis. Especially Guiness.
United - I think it’s the latter.
SME - Ah, the Queen. I actually like her. Can’t say much for her kids though.
Scott - Actually, no. I like smart girls.
Ben - Thanks. Yes, you always want to approach any body of water with caution because zombies are hard to detect, and can live underwater.
That Paris Hilton porn wasn’t that good. I think I fell asleep watching it.