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The Paris Hilton Presidency

June 26th, 2007

You heard it here first. I better say it before some hot shot historian steals my thunder. I’m the first to coin the term “The Paris Hilton Presidency” for the Bush regime.

Why The Paris Hilton Presidency? Very simply, the two have too much in common not to draw the comparison. Both weren’t exactly asked to join Mensa. Both got their job by being rich and famous instead of actually having talent. And both are only looking out for their interests and are oblivious that there are other people in the world.

Sound good? I’ll contact some literary agents to see if I can pitch it.

16 Responses to “The Paris Hilton Presidency”


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  2. comment number 2 by: Tweetey29

    Zombie I thought we got rid of him finally but when I was least expecting him he’s back. Yikes. Oh well. Sorry about not having a new post up today. It was in the 90’s yesterday and us girls were outside in the pool. But besides the point here. You mean if you are just rich and powerful you can become president. Wow. I would love to try if that ever happened here. LOL… But that is only dreaming right now. Will never be rich, rich like I would love too. If I wuld have started ten years ago maybe. LOL…

  3. comment number 3 by: Jean

    That bugger got lil bit a few weeks ago too, long winded f**k…

    Oddly Paris Hilton for president sounds more appealing than Bush but what do I know? I’m Canadian and my PM is in bed with Bush any which way…

  4. comment number 4 by: Kate

    Good luck selling it. :)

  5. comment number 5 by: The Zombieslayer

    Tweety - He came from a different IP address, so I had to block that one too.

    You will be ok. J’s already begun investing. It will pay off in your golden years. :)
    Jean - my PM is in bed with Bush any which way…

    Sorry to hear that. :(
    Kate - Thanks.

  6. comment number 6 by: Bridget Jones

    heh heh heh this is great–of the same calibre as Adrian’s FIFO term….love this.

  7. comment number 7 by: Bridget Jones

    Wow ZS, thanks for the link!!!!!

  8. comment number 8 by: justacoolcat

    For it to be official Dubya has to flash us his vagina. Then again I guess you could count Tony Snow.

  9. comment number 9 by: Tweetey29

    Right after J started investing his mother told him about this guy that had like 300,000 and lost it all or most of it and J looked at her and said he must have had the wrong stock going then. LOL… From then on I hear him always telling her off. Shes jealous because she gets her disability checks each month and we have a future. So yes I think you are right we will be ok.

  10. comment number 10 by: Laura

    Don’t forget that they both also don’t understand why the laws of our country apply to them too.

  11. comment number 11 by: The Zombieslayer

    Laura - Thanks! I forgot that one.

    Tweety - J seems like he has a really good head on his shoulders. I’m pretty confident you’ll have a good retirement.

    Just - LOL!

    Bridget - Sure. And thanks for all the jokes. I never did get around to emailing you back thanks for those.

  12. comment number 12 by: tshsmom

    What worries me is our society becoming a Paris Hilton Society! There are far too many people who believe that money=entitlement. :(

  13. comment number 13 by: SME

    Totally fits.

  14. comment number 14 by: The Zombieslayer

    Tshsmom - Very true. But I think it’s not just money, I think too many people feel entitled to shit they didn’t earn.

    SME - I think so too. I just hope I can find a publisher who agrees and wants to publish it.

  15. comment number 15 by: tshsmom

    Very TRUE!! I’ve been seeing a LOT of people like that. Unfortunately, they’ve all been applying for work at my workplace!

  16. comment number 16 by: SadieLou

    Heya Z!
    Paris sucks. Quite seriously, I’m sick and tired of her in a bad, bad way. I think she is probably the reason some foreign countries might hate us a lot. So what better way to piss our enemies off more than to elect Miss HoochiCoo as our next president. Hell, she can call herself Prez Hilton.

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