Those crazy foreigners! (Part 1)
July 23rd, 2007Warning - If you get offended easily, you might want to skip this post. It also has some R-rated language.
On my old blog, I had a series on ethnic jokes where I tried to hit everyone. It was a lot of fun. What was really funny is I got a lot of complaints that I didn’t get to their ethnicity yet. I had to tell people to have patience.
Now, what I find even funnier are ethnic jokes from other countries. Sometimes, they don’t translate very well and they sound stupid to us. For example, a Persian friend of mine was telling me a Turkish joke that sounded dumb. So then he apologized for not being able to translate it right. I told him no problem, and proceeded to tell him a Turkish joke a Pakistani friend of mine told me.
A Turkish guy is sitting on a plane next to a punk rocker with a 9″ Mohawk hairdo. He keeps staring at him and smiling, when finally, the punk rocker defensively asks the Turkish guy why he keeps looking over and smiling at him.
“How old are you?,” the Turkish guy asked.
“19.”
“Ah, you are my son!”
“Huh?,” the punk rocker asks.
“Well, 20 years ago, I made love to a peacock.”
I now have a Turkish friend and asked her who they make fun of. She told me “those Black Sea people.” Now, that’s funny. Stupid Black Sea people.
Down where my famiyl comes from there’s a pile of little redneck communities that make up Charlotte County. Eery single one of them believes that they are the best, etc. so they all make fun of the others. I make fun of Bocabec because they’re so goddamn dumb and Honeydale because they’re all so damn inbred.
Rollingdam is another tale for another day.
Thee’ll be dirty little babies playing in the yard in too small tee shrts and bare bums. The house is virtaully a tar paper shack like from some third world save the hungry” video but there’s a brand new truck in the yard and an enormous satelite dish on the roof!!!
I’m so mean but they beg for it!!!
Hmm… on reading that over - I think my typing says I may be feeling a bit nostalgic. I think I’ll call home…
Different. I like though. I have never really heard any jokes about what we have up here but again I hate gossiping so I usually dont listen anyway. LOL… I love commenting on blogs but I hate gossiping. Its just not my style.
Jean - That’s classic. Where I went to high school in Texas, we had that attitude there. “It’s not us that are dumb, it’s those inbreds over there!” Gotta love it.
One of these days, you should post a few of those stories.
Tweety - It’s all good. I think the reason I love this stuff is it’s so unpolitically correct. I’d hate to live in a place where we have a very limited range of allowable humor.
Hahaha!
Ah yes, I remember the ethnic jokes from your old blog. Glad to see it’s return.
Bsoholic - Anything for humor.