The Zombieslayer

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Miss South Carolina was trying to be politically correct

August 31st, 2007

You’ve probably already seen the video. If not, I’ll include it down below.

To make a long story short, Miss South Carolina was asked how come one fifth of all Americans can’t find the U.S. on a map. What she should have said is anyone her age or older who can’t find our own country on the map is a fucking idiot. Unfortunately, because of political correctness, she couldn’t say that. So she froze. And she came up with a real retarded answer.

Poor girl. She has my sympathies. This is what happens when political correctness takes over. You have to watch what you say, and you end up sounding like a jackass.

I got an idea how to solve the problem. Solve it at the source. At the age of 18, anyone who can’t find the U.S. on a map gets sterilized. No and, if, or buts. There. In one generation, problem solved.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, watch this video.

6 Responses to “Miss South Carolina was trying to be politically correct”

  1. comment number 1 by: Mr. Althouse

    First of all, I think that Miss South Carolina is an unmitigated genius. Does anyone know who won Miss Teen America? No, but everyone knows who came in fourth. She has had far more than her 15 minutes of fame. GENIUS! She will go far in this business.

    I, like our now famous beauty contestant, doubt that statistic. It feels seriously inflated to me. But if it is true, I like the answer Miss South Carolina gave on the Today Show. More emphasis should be placed on education and geography in this country.

  2. comment number 2 by: The Zombieslayer

    I didn’t even know Miss Teen America existed until I saw this video. So yes, genius!

  3. comment number 3 by: JJ

    Hey! I posted this one first.

  4. comment number 4 by: The Zombieslayer

    whoops. you post so rarely that I don’t check your site all the time.

  5. comment number 5 by: Notta Wallflower

    That video is just painful. /sigh

  6. comment number 6 by: The Zombieslayer

    ‘Tis. I do feel bad for her.

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