The Zombieslayer

The Zombieslayer
Riding a bike without a helmet for over 30 years

Won’t pay to be a walking ad

October 19th, 2007

I’ll never buy anything with a corporate logo.  I never understood why someone pays to be a walking ad for a shoe company.  It’s a stupid shoe! Why pay to advertise for a stinky shoe?

Yes, I have clothes with corporate ads on them and I wear them.  I got them free however.  I’ll wear anything that’s free, as long as it doesn’t say something like “the guy wearing this shirt is a moron.”

When I was in high school, I was always trying to make people laugh when they were drinking.  Nothing funnier than milk or soda coming out of someone’s nose.

My friend Mike made a kid pee in his pants he laughed so hard.  After that, he always said “don’t make me laugh!” when we tried to do it again.

One of the best compliments I ever got was when my friend Dan said I was his favorite martial artist to work out with, because I didn’t try to prove anything. Instead, I was always trying to learn.

I never climbed Mt. Everest.  However, I’ve been to the top of Pike’s Peak.  (I took the tram.  Don’t tell anyone).

I prefer to hang with people who aren’t so bloody hypersensitive.  Yet another reason I can’t stand political correctness.

For breakfast, I drink milk.  During the day, I drink at least forty ounces of water.  At night, I have one or two beers or a mixed drink.  I take a glass of water to bed every night and Mrs. Z and I share it.

I’ve been working Junior’s arm since an early age.  By the time he’s 20, he should be able to throw a football farther than I can.  He doesn’t seem to like football though.  Oh well.  I tried.

I Dungeon Mastered a cave I designed over the summer.  I killed off three characters.  I took their character sheets and wrote DEAD really big on them.  They were first level though, so you can’t expect everyone to make it out of the cave alive when they’re all first level.

I get to see both Nightwish and H.I.M next month in San Francisco, my 2nd and 3rd favorite bands, respectively.

After all these years, Rolling Stone magazine still sucks.

7 Responses to “Won’t pay to be a walking ad”

  1. comment number 1 by: lime

    if youare that funny, i’d have had to ban you from the house during my recovery from c-sections. yeah i did that to one friend because he made me laugh so hard so often i felt like my guts would burst and spill out on the floor.

    a teachable spirit is a rare commodity and a valuable one too.

  2. comment number 2 by: Skeletor Sambora

    Being a walking ad is lame. It’s cool showing your support for a sports team or a band, but why would you wear a designer’s name proudly? The worst is paying $20+ to have a dude’s name on your underwear.

  3. comment number 3 by: The Zombieslayer

    Lime - Ouch! :shock:
    Ok, if I know someone just had a C-section, I won’t make her laugh.

    Skeletor - The worst is paying $20+ to have a dude’s name on your underwear.

    Agreed. Pardon the expression, but that’s just gay.

  4. comment number 4 by: Granny Annie

    I believe that paying to advertise by buying ad clothing is one of the greatest phenomenon of today. We won’t do it either, but we will wear free stuff. We also share one glass of water at night but I must drink my wine alone because Ron had more than his fair share of alcohol up to 11 years ago.

  5. comment number 5 by: The Zombieslayer

    Granny - Yes, alcohol is not for everyone. For those who can control it, or don’t have religious/moral reasons against it, I think it’s good for you, in moderation of course.

  6. comment number 6 by: Kate

    I had something to say but I forgot. :(

  7. comment number 7 by: The Zombieslayer

    Blonde moment, Kate? ;)

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