The Zombieslayer

The Zombieslayer
If you can’t feed ‘em, then don’t breed ‘em

Sleep with one eye open the next few days

February 2nd, 2009

Well, it has begun.  Luckily, this was in Texas where everyone and their Grandma owns at least a dozen guns so I’m sure it was contained fast.

Don’t believe the media spin on this though.  They’re saying it was “hackers” who hacked the sign.  Yeah, right.  They don’t want to start a panic, especially with the Dow falling under 8k and unemployment at records not seen in decades.  We don’t need yet another stock market crash.

Buy more ammo, folks.  And water, drinkable water.  I keep telling people this and they think water will be easy to come by.  It won’t be when the zombie panic starts.  Trust me.  I’ve had parasites before from drinking bad water and it sucks.  You lose weight and for a week, you’re afraid to be more than 20 feet from a toilet.

15 Responses to “Sleep with one eye open the next few days”

  1. comment number 1 by: lime

    lol, i did see that. thought it was a scream.

  2. comment number 2 by: tshsom

    We live .5 mile from a HUGE lake. Bleach will kill the parasites in our water, so we’re good.

  3. comment number 3 by: Laura

    I read about this, laughed, and immediately thought of you…

  4. comment number 4 by: tweety30

    I saw this somewhere and did the same thing.. LOL.. Thinking of you and family. Tshsmom you wont want to drnk the water after putting bleach in it… Yuckie…

  5. comment number 5 by: tshsmom

    Tweets, you only add 6 drops/gallon of water and then let it set until the bleach dissipates, I’m sure that your tapwater has bleach/chlorine added to it too.

  6. comment number 6 by: Pack93z

    What if Brett Favre has already fallen prey onto the Zombie nation.. would explain a heck of a lot of things. :)

  7. comment number 7 by: JACC

    I am keeping my 12 gauge is near at all times, legally possible.

  8. comment number 8 by: SME

    I knew it. I think I’ve seen a few already.
    Richard’s been in preparedness mode for months, so either we’ll be really prepared for the zombie plague, or he’ll turn into a survivalist nutbar and start abducting women to help him repopulate the planet. ;D

  9. comment number 9 by: Miladysa

    LOL

    You were right all along!

    Which way are they heading?

  10. comment number 10 by: Miladysa

    Did you get them all?

  11. comment number 11 by: Kate

    Yet another reason to own guns. :lol:

  12. comment number 12 by: tchoden

    the only way is south!! :(

  13. comment number 13 by: Kathleen

    Water is the reason I live in Michigan…and don’t even think about touching our water, bitches. ;-) Thought of you when I saw that sign.

  14. comment number 14 by: Notta Wallflower

    I’ll do one better and just not sleep. JB is sick again, so I will keep watch for zombies while I’m up with him. :-P

  15. comment number 15 by: Pack93z

    Apparently ZS didn’t keep his eyes open enough.. MIA.

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