The Zombieslayer

Have you ever heard of this guy Dalai Lama? I just read a quote of his and I’m thinking he’s got to be one of those crazy Right-wing whack job redneck sister screwing racist homophobic sheep fucking lazy ass racist conspiracy tinfoil hat wearing inbred hillbillies.

You know what he said? He said “If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.” (Seattle Times, May 15, 2001).  Well, we all know only Right-wing bigots like guns.  So screw this Lama guy.  What a weird name anyways.

Then there’s this Mahatma Gandhi guy.  ‘‘Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.’’

Huh? He’s for Indians owning guns? Probably so they could shoot each other.  Probably some racist bigot who thinks women should be barefoot and pregnant and chained up to the stove so they can cook him a meal when he gets home from work.

The only guy who really makes sense is this Heinrich Himmler guy.  He says that “ordinary citizens don’t need guns, as their having guns doesn’t serve the state.”  Well, I couldn’t agree with this guy more.  Himmler gets it.  Only the state should be trusted with guns.  Maybe I should have voted for him for President.  He’d make a good leader.

Anyone make ‘em?

Mine was to watch more sunsets with Mrs. Z.