I’m not responsible for your stupidity…
June 2nd, 2009…and you’re not responsible for mine.
The Golden Gate Bridge
You probably already know I live in the San Francisco area. One of her most famous landmarks is her Golden Gate Bridge, a bridge that crosses the Golden Gate from San Francisco to Marin. It’s a beautiful bridge and a beautiful crossing. Since its inception in 1937, the bridge allowed pedestrian access.
Now some groups are trying to close the bridge to pedestrians because of all the suicides. What a load of horse manure. Look, if you want to kill yourself, go for it. Just don’t blame me and don’t make it an inconvenience for me either. If I ever kill myself, I’ll make the same agreement to you. Deal? Good.
I am not responsible for other people’s stupidity. Why should I be punished because unhappy people end it all by jumping off my bridge? And yes, I call it my bridge because my tax money maintains it.
Be careful what you wish for. Don’t go around banning other people’s freedoms just because some people don’t use them right.
The same applies to handguns
I looked at handgun deaths the other day and you know what? Take out suicides and they’re very, very low. Actually, almost insignificant. Take out suicides and put them up against cars and they barely register. Even better, put them up against “accidental deaths in hospitals.”
I knew a crazy anti-gun activist who one day confessed to me that if he owned a handgun, he would have killed himself. So, my handguns should be banned because this guy is an idiot? Great logic there.
Same applies to drugs
So, I looked for statistics on illegal drug deaths. The National Drug Control Strategy has them published in 2000, and the stats only go up to ‘97 unfortunately. Well, less than 16k people died of illegal drugs in ‘97. Big deal. Double that figure and you still don’t even come close to what cars do. Heck, times that figure times five and it still doesn’t match alcohol, and alcohol is only a fraction of cigarettes.
Not at all implying that we need to ban alcohol or cigarettes. I’m just putting things in perspective. Seriously, not that many people die of illegal drugs. It’s simply not worth the damage to our Fourth Amendment to fight this War on Drugs. No thanks. I’d rather have my Freedom. If people want to pollute their bodies, who am I to tell them not to? Besides, I don’t want my tax money wasted on big government playing Dad.
The same study by the same government agency (paid for YOUR tax dollars by the way) also said that $63.2 billion was wasted in ‘99 on illegal drugs. Great. More reason to legalize it. Imagine the tax revenue if those same drugs were legal.
Once again, I’m not at all for taking illegal drugs. It’s just not my place to tell you how to kill yourself. Big difference.
Don’t be touching my 401k now
So, once again, the stock market crashes and surprise, surprise, the media is harping about how 401k’s are dangerous and you could lose money. No, ****, Sherlock. If you didn’t know that when you started your 401k, you’re an idiot, as far as I’m concerned. You read the fine print? It clearly says you can lose money.
The bad thing is you hear politicians wanting safety nets on 401k’s now. That’s stupid. If you can’t stomach risk, fine. Buy bonds and cash equivalents instead. Your 401k should have given you that option. Just be especially careful with company stock purchases.
If I wanted an annuity, I would have bought an annuity. I don’t want the government touching my 401k. If I lose money, it’s my fault. Not yours. And you shouldn’t be punished for my mistakes.
Tax money is not free money. It comes from hard working people, such as yourself. You work hard. You deserve to keep as much of your money as possible.
So in summary, I’m not responsible for your stupidity. And you’re not responsible for mine.
