The Zombieslayer

The Zombieslayer
If you can’t feed ‘em, then don’t breed ‘em

What do to about North Korea?

June 1st, 2009

If you were POTUS (President of the United States), what would you do about North Korea building nuclear warheads that can reach Alaska?

I’d tell you what I would do.  It would have never come to think point.  I would have destroyed their facilities long ago.

It’s just a shame that the previous POTUS and the guy before him are morons.  Instead, we’re bogged down in a meaningless war in Iraq which is bogging us down in a war we should have won by now in Afghanistan.

North Korea is hands down the most evil country on the face of this Earth.  It was a mistake to let them even get this far.

It’s really a shame that the international community are a bunch of pussy appeasers.  You cannot trust these people with nukes.  They are evil.  And they are crazy, which is possibly even worse than evil.

God help South Korea and Japan.

Gun lies, drug wars, and illegal immigrants

April 20th, 2009

You hear the term “liberal media” all the time, and liberals tend to get really pissed off when they hear it.  Well, do you want to know why it’s used? Because there is some truth to it.

Guns are the perfect example.  The anti-gun media loves to spout off lies about guns and they do absolutely no fact checking.  When normal people hear that crap, it kind of makes the media look like it has a liberal bias.

Example One - The gun show loophole.  I hear this lie all the time.  Look, I’ve been to more gun shows in more states than you have.  I know gun shows.  There is NO gun show loophole.  If you think there is, I have a homework assignment for you.  I want you to buy an assault rifle from a gun show without a background check.

Go ahead.  That’s your homework assignment.  Now, if you end up in jail, don’t complain to me.

Example Two - President Obama, who’s quickly showing he’s just as stupid as the last ass clown, keeps spouting off how 90% of guns bought by Mexican drug lords are bought legally in the United States.  And the media loves it and keeps quoting it as fact.

It’s a lie.  A huge, blatant lie.  If you believe that, I have another homework assignent for you.  Go to a gunshow and try to buy rocket launchers, grenades, and assault rifles (the real definition, not the definition made up by the liberal media).  If you end up in jail, don’t complain to me.

These are the facts.  The drug lords are getting the majority of their guns from the black market in Mexico itself, with fragmentation grenades from South Korea, AK-47s from China, and shoulder-fired rocket launchers from Spain, Israel and former Soviet bloc manufacturers.  They’re also getting it from the Russian mafia.  Interpol is well aware of this, as they know both the Poldolskaya and the Solntsevskaya are trafficking drugs and arms in Mexico.

An other big source - South American revolutionaries.  FARC (from Columbia) has plenty of left over drugs and guns to sell Mexico.

An other big source - according to the Amnesty International, China (big surprise, NOT).  Plenty of Chinese assault rifles and Korean explosives have been found in Mexico.

Yet an other big source - deserters from the Mexican army, taking their assault rifles made in Belgian with them.  150,000 have deserted within the past six years.  Source - Mexican Congressman Robert Badillo.

Yet an other big source - the Mexican-Guatemalan border.  Yes, Guatemala.

President Obama and the liberal media both need to check their facts before spouting off their ignorance.

Want to help Mexico end the drug wars?

Do you really want to help Mexico end their drug wars? Legalize drugs.  Yes, legalize them outright.  You also realize the tax revenue we’re losing by having drugs illegal? It’s not just the crime that will pretty much disappear.  It will pretty much disappear in this country as well.

Legalize drugs and you have a better nation.  No, not everyone will go around on drugs if they’re legal.  I don’t do drugs, other than caffeine (a painkiller, I’m in chronic pain from car accidents and old football, MMA injuries) and alcohol (thins my blood), and I have no desire to add to that.  Heck, the caffeine I’m eventually going to phase out, but I plan on living to be in my 90s so I’ll continue doing alcohol (if anyone wants to argue with me that moderate alcohol is bad for you, believe me, I’ll make you look like a jackass so don’t even start).

Illegals run up our health care costs

As far as I’m concerned, if you try to slip these following facts under the rug, you lose the Right to complain about health care costs. My mother is a damn good Medical Professional with a work ethic that would put 99% of Americans to shame and has worked in some of the best hospitals in the entire WORLD.

She’s told me about this problem years ago. People like Nancy Pelosi like to slip this under the rug, as Pelosi doesn’t live in the real world. She needs to go asap.

This is 3 minutes long. Please watch it. If you have ANY opinion on health care reform, you need to watch this video.

Fixing the Right

March 10th, 2009

It is imperative that we have alternative choices. Right now is a walk in the park for President Obama. He’s got a Democrat Congress and Senate by a pretty wide margin.

Which for me isn’t a good thing. I am a proud American Nationalist, someone who believes there should be benefits to being an American citizen while within the American borders. I am NO COMPROMISE when it comes to ANY of the Bill of Rights. Yes, there are 10, NOT 9 Amendments in the Bill of Rights. I’m also sick of paying high taxes for everyone else in the world but me. Those are very important aspects of being a true Right-winger.

We’re going all out Keynes and it’s not only not going to work*, your kids are going to HATE you for it. The Right is the only thing that can stop this.

What we need to drop

A few things though that the Right needs to get rid of.

1) George W Bush sucked. He was horrible. I’m sick and tired of people who think they’re Right-wingers who keep making excuses for that ass clown. Seriously, they’re beginning to sound like battered wives. “I fell down the stairs.” Yeah, right. Blame the Democrats for Bush’s screw up after screw up? Only can go so far before the other person realizes you’re just a tad crazy (or stupid).

Bush was a horrible President and he severely damaged the credibility of the Right. The sooner we real Right-wingers admit it, the sooner we get back into power. He was horrible when it came to protecting the borders, horrible at spending, was no friend to the 2nd Amendment, had no understanding of foreign affairs, and FAILED to catch Osama bin Laden. He’s a loser, and only did a few things right. The guy didn’t even know how to cast a fishing line. No, I’m not making that up. Chances are, people who can’t cast a fishing line are no friends of outdoorsmen, and Bush’s policies proved he was no friend to us.

2) I am glad we have Environmental Regulation in this country. If you think all environmental laws need to go, then leave the country. Seriously. Take a three month vacation to the Third World, and when you get back, you’ll thank the environmental movement.

Yes, I know there are crazy, stupid, holier than thou hippies out there that smell bad, have double standards, and make no logical sense whatsoever, and I know some environmental laws are horrible and should be overturned. But for the most part, I am thankful we live in a clean country. And I’d like to keep it that way.

3) Church and State should be separate. One thing I can’t stand about Muslim nations (with a few exceptions, and if you know world politics, you’ll know which ones they are) is they shove religion down your throat. There are far-Right Christians who are almost as scary as the Muslim crazies. These whack jobs (like Tipper Gore, who suddenly became a Liberal, but that’s another story) want to ban my music, my games, and too many of my other pursuits.

Look, you know I can’t live in a country with Sharia laws. I also enjoy a nice pair of boobs and the Christian Right would ban that too. John Ashcroft covered up a statue. Yes, a freaking statue. Those aren’t even real boobs.

Some even make ridiculous laws against alcohol (which the Left is starting to do too so they don’t exactly get a free pass). I don’t need people telling me what I can and can’t do with my money. It’s my money, and my time.

After we drop those aspects

So, after we drop those aspects from the Right wing, we’d be taken seriously by the Moderates again, the people who really decide who wins elections. You’d be surprised just how many Americans are sick of paying high taxes. You’d be surprised just how many Americans cherish their God (or Goddess if you’re a Pagan) given Freedoms. You’d be surprised how many Americans are still patriotic.

Do you start to sweat come April 15th? Well, if so, you might be closer to me in beliefs than you realize.


*Both the Hoover Administration and FDR enacted heavy Keynes policies and history proved they didn’t work. Neither got us out of the Great Depression. The thing that got us out of it was WWII, like it or not, that’s the truth/

Also want to make clear I am not anti-Islam. I believe in Freedom of Religion, and my religion is none of your business as your religion is none of my business. However, I was using Islam as an example of when Church and State are in bed with each other. I want to make it clear that that would happen with any religion, not just Islam. Church and State need to be separate or else that crap happens.

Mail ‘em used teabags

March 8th, 2009

I didn’t write this, but was forwarded this from another blogger who has had enough.  I think it’s perfect.  Enjoy…

-ZS 

There’s a storm abrewin’.  What happens when good, responsible people keep quiet?  Washington has forgotten they work for us.  We don’t work for them.  Throwing good money after bad is NOT the answer.  I am sick of the midnight, closed door sessions to come up with a plan.  I am sick of Congress raking CEO’s over the coals while they, themselves, have defaulted on their taxes.  I am sick of the bailed out companies having lavish vacations and retreats on my dollar.  I am sick of being told it is MY responsibility to rescue people that, knowingly, bought more house than they could afford.  I am sick of being made to feel it is my patriotic duty to pay MORE taxes.  I, like all of you, am a responsible citizen.  I pay my taxes.  I live on a budget and I don’t ask someone else to carry the burden for poor decisions I may make.  I have emailed my congressmen and senators asking them to NOT vote for the stimulus package as it was written without reading it first.  No one listened.  They voted for it, pork and all. 

O.K. folks, here it is.  You may think you are just one voice and what you think won’t make a difference.  Well, yes it will and YES, WE CAN!!   If you are disgusted and angry with the way Washington is handling our taxes.  If you are fearful of the fallout from the wreckless spending of BILLIONS to bailout and “stimulate” without accountability and responsibility then we need to become ONE, LOUD VOICE THAT CAN BE HEARD FROM EVERY CITY, TOWN, SUBURB AND HOME IN AMERICA.   There is a growing protest to demand that Congress, the President and his cabinet LISTEN to us, the American Citizens.  What is being done in Washington is NOT the way to handle the economic free fall.

So, here’s the plan.. On April 1, 2009, all Ameicans are asked to send a TEABAG to Washinton , D.C.   You do not have to enclose a note or any other information unless you so desire.  Just a TEABAG.   Many cities are organizing protests.  If you simply search, “New American Tea Party”, several sites will come up.  If you aren’t the ‘protester’ type, simply make your one voice heard with a TEABAG.  Your one voice will become a roar when joined with millions of others that feel the same way.  Yes, something needs to be done but the lack of confidence as shown by the steady decline in the stock market speaks volumes.

This was not my idea.  I visited the sites of the ‘New American Tea Pary’ and an online survey showed over 90% of thousands said they would send the teabag on April 1.  Why, April 1??  We want them to reach Washington by April 15.   Will you do it?  I will.      Send it to;    1600 Pennsylvania Ave.   Washington , D.C. 20500 . 

A Zombie joke + a few political comments

January 21st, 2009

No, don’t worry. The zombies didn’t get me. It’s just I’ve been extremely busy and have once again neglected my blog.

So…

The zombie plague starts. The zombies start eating this guy in a suit and tie and go “uuuuuhhh” as they’re eating him. Then they catch this lady, knock her off her bicycle, and go “uuuuhhhh” as they’re eating her.

A cop sees the whole thing and tries to rescue the two people but he slips and the zombies devour him and go “uuuuhhhh.”

The plague spreads and soon they’re everywhere, eating everyone in sight. They get to a clown and start eating him then one zombie turns to the other and says “does this taste funny to you?”

Well, Bush did one thing right when leaving office so I’ll kindly give credit where it’s due - he finally pardoned Ramos and Compean, two Border Patrol agents doing their job. Update - Thanks Tshsmom. I read the article wrong. No, he didn’t pardon them but just shortened their sentences. OK, I’m now officially back to Bush sucks and can’t do anything right.
Obama took an oath to defend the Constitution. You think he’ll adhere to it? I don’t either. If you wonder why I hate both the Democrats and Republicans, well, probably the number one reason is the Democrats like This part of the Constitution but not That part. The Republicans on the other hand like That part of the Constitution but not This part. So for those who love their freedom and privacy, they’re both bad guys.

As for the economy, what Obama needs to do is cut taxes, but more importantly protect American jobs from going overseas and enforce the illegal immigration laws that undercut family farmers and the working classes. You simply cannot outsource more jobs than you create and expect an economy to continue going strong. I’ve been saying this since I started blogging in ‘05.

And finally, I’m supposed to say something nice about someone I hate. Here’s the nice side of The Zombieslayer. OK, something nice about PETA. Let’s see…

Well, they do manage to convince stupid actresses to take their clothes off, like Eva Mendes and Alicia Silverstone. So that’s a good thing at least.

Hope you all are doing fine and I hope the global economy recovers. Most importantly, people around the world need to start using birth control. If you wonder why there’s always war somewhere, it’s because there are too many people for the resources. Religion, nationalism, race, ethnicity, etc., are just the excuse.

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