The Zombieslayer

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, a Cellist.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I honestly don’t remember.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It works.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? A good beef or buffalo steak.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yes, one.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Who wouldn’t want to be a friend with me. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No. I have better uses for my time and money.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Chocolate Covered Sugar Bombs
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yes. To not do that is bad for the shoes.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? New York Super Fudge Chunk by Ben and Jerrys
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their gender
15. RED OR PINK? Depends what it is.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? My ears. They’re constantly getting infected. I’ve been to the Doctor three times in the past twenty years and twice, it’s because of my ears.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My first dog
18. WHAT’S THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Drugs (Generic NyQuil and Vitamin C cough drops) and a quart of oil for my car
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? No shoes currently, but ripped black jeans
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Bratwurst. Didn’t even taste it because of my cold.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Cradle of Filth’s Dusk and Her Embrace
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Black, of course
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Gunpowder, a good bar-be-que, and my wife
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mom and Dad
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Football (American). It’s the only sport I’ll watch
27. EYE COLOR? brown
28. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
29. FAVORITE FOOD? Sushi or a good steak
30. STALLONE OR SCHWARTZENEGER? Neither
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Depends
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Pirates of the Caribbean 3
33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? White
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses, of course
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cherry pie with Vermont Hippie ice cream
37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master’s Guide (ADD v1). I’m a Dungeon Master in a campaign right now
38. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT? I don’t own a T.V.
39. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH TONIGHT? I don’t own a T.V.
40. FAVORITE SOUND? Someone saying “Zombieslayer - the food’s ready!”
41. DOG OR CAT? Dog
42. FAVORITE FLOWER? I don’t know. Probably those Hawaiian ones that don’t look like they’re real. They’re cool.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? The Stones. I hate the Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Literally or figuratively? Literally, I’ll have to look at a globe and do the mileage and I’m too lazy right now to do that. Figuratively, college. Full of whackos.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? A bunch of weird ones. I can make just about anyone laugh and I could play the electric guitar pretty well. I can also do weird things with my fingers.

Now, I’m supposed to tag someone. When I have time to go blogging next, I’ll bug someone who’s been lazy.

1. What is the stupidest mistake you have ever made with money?
My gosh. I made so many mistakes with money it’s not even funny. I’d have to say my absolute biggest was having all my money in tech stocks. I lost $43,000 in stock in ONE DAY once.

2. Do you think taxes are unfair or do you think it’s your civic duty?
I never cheat taxes. It’s not only our civic duty, but this country has done more for me than I’ve done for it.

3. Do you take risks and possibly turn your life upside down for new opportunity?
I used to be a huge “gambler.” Not in the card/slots sense, but with investments. I didn’t do the research and just went ahead and did it. Now, I’m more patient.

4. Are you the alpha in your household? (Include pets)
Yes. I am the benevolent dictator in the household. However, the prime benefactor is our son. We’re making some serious sacrifices to make sure he goes to one of the best schools in California.

5. Do you compromise with your significant other or does someone always get their way?

I think Mrs. Z got mad when she saw this question.

6. What curse word do you use most often?
I take the Lord’s name in vain too much and I need to stop it.

7. Do you easily change your mind or are you dead set on most issues?
I’m in the middle. I’m firm on some things, and can bend on others.

8. What famous person would you like to trade places with for one week?
Ten years ago, I would have said Brett Favre. But now I wouldn’t trade my life for his. His father recently passed on, his brother-in-law died in an ATV accident, and his wife is currently recovering from breast cancer. Yikes!

9. If you could go back in time and tell one person off, who would it be and what would you say?
Funny, the few people I wanted to tell off I now feel pity for. They’re all in crappy positions and I have a wonderful life.

10. Were you a good student or did you do just enough to get by?
I almost flunked out of high school twice. Then in college, I grew up and got mostly As and Bs. I ended up on the Dean’s List 50% of the semesters I spent in my four years of Undergrad and two years of Grad school.

11. If you could give one piece of advice to someone just starting out on their own, what would you tell them?
Enjoy life, and do what you want to do. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that you can’t do something. In fact, don’t even associate with those losers.

12. Are people basically good and honest or are most people opportunistic and predatory?
I love people. I think 99.9% of people are wonderful. I’ve been helped out by strangers on so many occasions I can’t even count. In my whole life, I’ve only truly disliked four people (not including drug addicts).

13. Is there somebody you wish you could go back and apologize to?
Heh. Every girlfriend (except for one) I had before I bought my first rifle, which is when I grew up.

I’ll tag Kate, JJ, and Badman, my 3 domain blogging buddies, even though none of them like my politics.