The Zombieslayer

You know what Obama and McCain have in common? I won’t vote for either of them. They’re both morons.

That concentration camp gaffe the other day by Obama was downright silly. Get your history straight, Barack. Ok, fine, I’ll give you that his mind slipped and he named the wrong concentration camp. But he’s done it on more than once occasion. What this does is it shows how poor Obama’s knowledge of History is.

The Red Army never gets enough credit from Americans when it comes to WWII. We pretty much can take credit for defeating the Japanese. That’s a given. But if you had to name the one country that deserves the most credit for defeating the Nazis, it would be the Soviet Union. Yes, them, not us. And certainly not Britain or France.

It was the Red Army that liberated Auschwitz. I’m not accusing Obama of lying, but rather of his poor knowledge of history. And we want this guy running this country? The least he could do is give me a job as a fact checker. Of course, he wouldn’t do that because I’ll expose him to be just as dumb as our current President.

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I can’t stand McCain either. His record on guns and illegal aliens is every bit as bad as Obama, and in some cases worse. It was McCain who tried to get the Amnesty bill passed. It was McCain who tried to get a lot of the anti-gun bills through the Senate, working hand and hand with the worst of the Democrats. And now, he has the audacity to speak before the NRA and say he’s going to be better than Obama?

It’s like one of those drunk relatives who you kicked out before for wrecking your house and suddenly, a year later, they show up again and promise to behave. No. Get lost and stay lost.

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McCain has one serious edge in my book over Obama. If there’s anything he’s good at, it’s at cutting pork. We need more pork cut, and McCain has been one of the best politicians at exposing needless spending and trying to eliminate it.

But it will all be for naught though. McCain is for the Iraq War, and when it comes to needless spending, that stupid war takes the cake. Let’s not forget the more than 4000 American lives already lost. For what? You tell me. I’m tired of worrying about my friends whenever they get shipped there.

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So I’m voting Third Party once again. Obama and McCain aren’t worthy of my vote. When it comes to real issues like balancing the budget, doing something about the deficit, or deciding which way America will go with energy, someone like Ron Paul had more knowledge than both of them put together on this issues. At least we do have one thing to look forward to though - the next President will NOT be a Clinton or a Bush.

This could be a tag if someone wants to do it, because it would be fun to do.

Favorite food - Sushi or a good American steak

Favorite drink - right now, it’s probably Guinness. Non-alcoholic - a good white blended mocha

Favorite music - Judas Priest, Nightwish, H.I.M, Tchaikovsky, and Brahms

Favorite movie - Once Were Warriors

Favorite book - This always changes. Right now it’s Harry Potter 5. Ask me a week from now and it will be something completely different.

Car I want - Tesla Motors. It’s an electric sports car that goes 0 to 60 in under 4 seconds and gets approximately 135 mpg. How cool is that?

Favorite thing to shoot - pumpkins with a .308. I know that’s meatheadish, but nobody’s perfect.

Favorite guitar - I was an Ibanez guy but that might change when I purchase my next one sometime this year.

What I’m reading - I put aside my Peter Lynch book and now am reading Jim Cramer, the guy from Mad Money. He’s easier to read. I know Ben’s a big fan of his and Ben knows his stuff. Ben told me to buy Google right after it IPO’ed and Apple when it was in the 20s.

What I’m watching - Just watched Captain Blood (1935 with Errol Flynn) with some fellow bloggers.

What I’m listening to - Don’t laugh. Jewel. I like some of her songs from her first album although that album does have a few songs on there I skip.

Before that was Opeth. If you’re into Metal, Opeth is one of the best Metal bands out there today.

What I’m eating - I’m just about to fix myself a big, fat mocha almond fudge milk shake.

I’m no fan of rap. I don’t even call rap “rap music” because that’s almost an oxymoron. I like melody, and the majority of rap is devoid of that.

Now, other folks might dislike rap for the violence, the misogyny, or whatever. That has nothing to do with why I don’t like rap.

It’s because every single song is all about me. This song is about - me. This next song - me. The song after that - me and my money. The next song - how much money I have. The song after that - me and my ego. The song after that - me and my Mercedes Benz.

I am a proud American capitalist, and absolutely love American capitalism. I strongly believe it’s the most fair system out there. No, it isn’t perfect, but it’s the best we’ve got so far.

However, rap is the dark side of American capitalism. It glorifies the people who only care about money and nothing else. Hearing some of the words make me cringe, and make me embarrassed to be an American. Seriously, for you non-Americans - we’re not all a bunch of egocentric egomaniacs. Honestly, we’re not.

My wife said it best - it’s music that’s written by a perpetual two-year-old. You know how two-year-olds are. Those are rappers. It’s all about me. This is mine! Me! Mine! That’s mine!

I was listening to a comedian the other day and he was explaining the difference between comedians and rappers. Comedians have Dads. Rappers don’t. That explains everything.

I hate the Lakers. I hate the Dodgers too, but I really hate the Lakers. In fact, I hate the Lakers so much that my favorite team is anyone playing the Lakers. No, I don’t follow basketball. I just hate the Lakers.

Have you ever noticed that whenever a ref calls a foul on the Lakers, they always show Jack Nickelson’s expression? I’m tired of seeing that. I don’t care how cool Jack might be, he’s not coming into my anti-zombie compound until he renounces his love the Lakers!

“Zombieslayer! Please! They’re coming!”

“You know the password, Jack.”

“Lakers suck!”

“I can’t hear you.”

“Lakers suck!”

“Ok, Spencer, let Jack in.”

I had a little “discussion” with fellow pretentious critic Badman yesterday. We were calling dibs on hot famous women. He went to see The Birthday Massacre last night in San Francisco.

No, I didn’t go. You know why I didn’t go? Tickets were $22.50 (not including the Evil Empire’s, I mean Ticketmaster’s inconvenience fee) and they weren’t even the headlining band. Some other band I never heard of was headlining, so I’m not spending $30 to see my dear Chibi for only a 35-40 minute set.

Still, I got dibs on Chibi. Yes, she’s much cuter in real life than this shot:

So when the plague starts, I got dibs on Chibi, Christina Ricci, and Monica Bellucci. He did get dibs on Keira Knightley which greatly pissed me off. I got Salma Hayek too, but I haven’t told him that yet. I hope that ruins his day.

Who do you got dibs on? Remember, you better do it now. The zombie plague starts a lot sooner than you realize.

Speaking of the zombie plague, some Democrats in the California Assembly are trying to get a $25 tax each time you buy ammo passed. So, they’re showing their true colors. They only want the rich to survive the zombie plague. Told you that you can’t trust them.

I’ve already written an article on this before, but wanted an update on it.  There still seems to be a lot of good folks with good intentions who falsely still believe that George W Bush is a conservative.  I will prove them wrong.

I am not going to talk about social or religious conservatism, but rather fiscal and Constitutional conservatism.  Fiscal conservatism is simply an economic philosophy favoring prudence when it comes to economic spending and debt.

The last fiscal conservative President we had was Bill Clinton, who balanced the budget and gave us a surplus by cutting spending. When George W Bush came to office, he almost immediately gave us a deficit by increasing spending to ungodly levels.  Bush sympathizers like to put the blame on Congress and especially on Congressional Democrats, but the President has the power to Veto any bill Congress tries to get through.

I actually will give him credit for the tax cuts.  I like tax cuts.  But you have to cut spending when you cut taxes.

The problem with President Bush is he almost NEVER used the Veto.  According to the Wall Street Journal (May 15, 2008), Reagan used 78 Vetoes.  George HW Bush used it 44 times.  Bill Clinton used it 37 times.  George W Bush only 9 times.  9 times, folks.  Want to know why the deficit is so bad? There ya go.

Putting it in human terms, it’s like if your parents died and left you a surplus of money.  You go out and spend it all, then pick up some credit cards and max them all out, leaving you in fat debt.  Then you get married and your spouse inherits that debt.  That’s what our next President will get.

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As for Constitutional matters, a true Conservative believes in the Constitution.  There have been numerous things Bush has done that are unconstitutional, from the Patriot Act to continuing the War on Drugs (which in Bush’s defense the next President will most likely to as well).

The one thing that really irks me is when Bush got elected, I was relieved that the 2nd Amendment was safe.  Turns out, it wasn’t so.  I had to fight just as hard protecting Gun Rights under Bush.  Luckily, the biggest attack never made his desk.  The Democrats tried to get Clinton’s ‘94 gun ban renewed and we fought tooth and nail to kill this because Bush promised he’d sign it if it landed on his desk.

Lastly, a true Conservative realizes the damage illegal immigration does to the country.  Bush is openly for illegal immigration, as his record plainly shows.

So, folks, Bush is NOT a conservative.  He is neither a fiscal conservative nor a friend of our beloved Constitution.  Historians and Economists will look back at his eight years unfavorably.